Cleverer and Cleverer

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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noldori:

I love just being touched like having someone rest their legs on me or sitting shoulder to shoulder with someone it’s just really nice and comforting

(Source: vroengard, via beyondalltheblonde)

lordeddardstark:

why does everyone fight over the iron throne anyway like maybe if it was a massage chair i’d understand

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thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

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jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

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Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via bayleeallstar)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

Q

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

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