Cleverer and Cleverer

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jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

(via bayleeallstar)

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via bayleeallstar)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

Q

(Source: deucebasket, via helladumbhellasadhellarad)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via helladumbhellasadhellarad)

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via kels-the-laugh)

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

(via kels-the-laugh)

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via kels-the-laugh)

baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

(Source: baracknobama, via kels-the-laugh)

I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

(Source: flay-otters, via harryashe)

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

image

(Source: missespeon, via beyondalltheblonde)

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

(via beyondalltheblonde)

supernatasha:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

the person in the gif actually using it to make instant toast is a hufflepuff.

supernatasha:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

the person in the gif actually using it to make instant toast is a hufflepuff.

(Source: picapixels, via beyondalltheblonde)

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

(Source: fuckyeah1990s, via beyondalltheblonde)