Cleverer and Cleverer

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icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

(via banditkitten10)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hi:

this cat has too much power

This cat can do whatever it wants no one can say no to this face

Look at this cat

It’s so fluffy I need to pet it just to make sure it is real O.O

oh no it’s a Fold! Too much cuteness D:

ITS A PRECIOUS LITTLE PLUSH THAT HAS COME TO LIFE <3

(Source: rraaaarrl, via artfulassassin3)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sabbatine:

cantbeatthemdrones:

wolf-lord-dikkop:

sabbatine:

serenitystarbuck:

the-oncoming-light-precipitation:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.


I would like to restart that tradition

I wasn’t planning on getting married but maybe I should… And marry a Viking.

brb putting kittens on the registry.

sisterofsilence do you want a kitten?

I’m thinking of what kind of horrific giant killer felines they must have on Fenris.  Further imagining Leman Russ giving his bride Sigrun a pair of them on their wedding night.  Hilarity and bloodshed would ensue.

"I got you kitties! And these ones won’t be bullied by the wolves!"
"Those are saber-toothed tiger cubs."
"Yes!"
Russ obviously would expect her to be proud of his problem-solving.

When I marry my girlfriend I expect you all to bring us kittens on our wedding day &lt;3 

I’ve got one already picked out for y’all! [x]


I WILL LOVE AND CARE FOR THIS OCTOKITTEN WITH ALL MY HEART &lt;3 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sabbatine:

cantbeatthemdrones:

wolf-lord-dikkop:

sabbatine:

serenitystarbuck:

the-oncoming-light-precipitation:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

I would like to restart that tradition

I wasn’t planning on getting married but maybe I should… And marry a Viking.

brb putting kittens on the registry.

sisterofsilence do you want a kitten?

I’m thinking of what kind of horrific giant killer felines they must have on Fenris.  Further imagining Leman Russ giving his bride Sigrun a pair of them on their wedding night.  Hilarity and bloodshed would ensue.

"I got you kitties! And these ones won’t be bullied by the wolves!"

"Those are saber-toothed tiger cubs."

"Yes!"

Russ obviously would expect her to be proud of his problem-solving.

When I marry my girlfriend I expect you all to bring us kittens on our wedding day <3 

I’ve got one already picked out for y’all! [x]

I WILL LOVE AND CARE FOR THIS OCTOKITTEN WITH ALL MY HEART <3 

(Source: ultrafacts, via artfulassassin3)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

madameatomicbomb:

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

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This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

(via artfulassassin3)

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(via artfulassassin3)

(Source: forest-flowers, via fxnd)

pimpslapped:

Wait

pimpslapped:

Wait

(via pizza)

“One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.”

—   Unknown (via suspend)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88, via songofthestarwhale)

psych challenge[1/5] characters - shawn spencer

"ladies and gentlemen, i will be your narrator. my name is aurora borealis! there are over four hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. no one knows for sure. many have said the universe is even larger than the indian ocean. that is why it is called infinitum staroctopusium. ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. over here we have one with a guy holding some sort of thing. over here, our beloved olympic rings, all seven of them. and here’s one with a fish."

(via h3rmitsunited)

psych challenge[1/5] characters - shawn spencer

"ladies and gentlemen, i will be your narrator. my name is aurora borealis! there are over four hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. no one knows for sure. many have said the universe is even larger than the indian ocean. that is why it is called infinitum staroctopusium. ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. over here we have one with a guy holding some sort of thing. over here, our beloved olympic rings, all seven of them. and here’s one with a fish."

(via h3rmitsunited)

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via theatregeek96)

yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

(via jordanispantswithnames)