vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.