croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
I love just being touched like having someone rest their legs on me or sitting shoulder to shoulder with someone it’s just really nice and comforting
why does everyone fight over the iron throne anyway like maybe if it was a massage chair i’d understand
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.