Cleverer and Cleverer

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carrotwithasweettooth:

sensible:

eat when i’m sad

eat when i’m happy

eat when i’m with my friends 

eat when i’m on the computer 

eat when i’m bored 

eat when i’m with my family

 

(Source: confirmance, via indapendent)

jaclcfrost:

why going to a masquerade ball would be cool

  • it would be a masquerade ball
  • you would be at a ball
  • not just any ball
  • a masquerade ball

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: theofficialwalmart, via mcwalk)

jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

(via everreader)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via ruby-brown)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via pizza)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

When you see your replacement

ruinedchildhood:

When you see your replacement

(Source: capturing-kawaii, via sherlockindatardis)

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski, via sherlockindatardis)

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me

moisturize me

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

“My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.”

—   

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via fata-nboxerisitricoulalb)

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(via high-school-fling)

(Source: locsofpoetry, via deliquescely)

lameust:

insuffera6le6itch:

saw this when she first posted it and rolled my eyes 
but it has taken an unexpected (and pleasant) turn


☹ glow/dark pale blog ☹

lameust:

insuffera6le6itch:

saw this when she first posted it and rolled my eyes 

but it has taken an unexpected (and pleasant) turn

☹ glow/dark pale blog ☹

(via sherlockindatardis)

hatervevo:

bringmethe-winchesters:

is that miley cyrus


 

hatervevo:

bringmethe-winchesters:

is that miley cyrus

 

(via sherlockindatardis)