eat when i’m sad
eat when i’m happy
eat when i’m with my friends
eat when i’m on the computer
eat when i’m bored
eat when i’m with my family
why going to a masquerade ball would be cool
- it would be a masquerade ball
- you would be at a ball
- not just any ball
- a masquerade ball
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.